Coordinated and closed a sale on 32 rooms for tonight at $129 instead of the $109 management was expecting. I can’t wait for them to find out tomorrow morning (:
Are any of my followers skilled in leatherworking and engraving? I’d like to order a brown leather folio with the words “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” on it.
"Oh, you’re the Wes that called my room earlier to check up on everything! Sorry we jerked you around, yeah, everything’s perfect. But look at you, so cute, trying to be so professional. I’d love to jump your bones. Room ——-, sweetie."
"I’m sorry, miss ———, but company policy prohibits my bones from being..um..jumped by guests. Have a great night, though, and if there’s anything else you need, just let me know."